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The Filthiest, Most NSFW Reading of “Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring” You’ll Ever Hear

 

Sooo… here’s one of the most hysterical things you’ll hear all year. What we have here is a mash-up of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring audiobook which strings together curse words and sentences and twists them into one incredibly filthy, but hilarious gay sex-capade. Just how gay? *Ahem* “the wizard’s attention seemed to be fixed on Frodo’s beautiful golden ring”, “his cock plunged much faster than his girth promised into frodo’s deep girly passage with steep moist walls of brown shit”. Does that answer the question?
Immature? Yes. Gross? Certainly. Inappropriate? Oh, most definitely. Completely brilliant? Absolutely.  It is so dirty and juvenile, yet you will not be able to refrain from giggling like a 12 year old. Personally,  I haven’t laughed this hard in some time!
WARNING: This is EXTREMELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK

source: http://blastr.com/2011/01/the-most-nsfw-reading-of.php